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STATES The Secret Service agent lost track of what state he was in, focusing on the President's new tie tack, wondering if it would blow Air Force One to smithereens or else get lost in hummus, falling from the blue lapel that reminded him of a dangerous sky. Japoppel Toppletree had queer folks who gave him a badger's name, but from which Bohemian refuge did they spring? Ashville? Berkeley? Greenwich Village? Should he sow apple seeds or sing lumberjack chanties? Where does his cot lie? What is the name of his pine cabin? A doctor, now patient, heats her sleeping pills into a paste that she applies as base to a face that she can no longer map. Are the eyes big sky country? The nose an aqueduct from a barren river? Teeth a gated community erected on farms with more scarecrows than children? The long-distance trucker trigamist lost his itinerary and day planner. Niagara Falls, Mississippi Delta, Appalachian hideaway. A birthday, a soccer game, an anniversary. He forgets when and where to celebrate each activity. Roll the dice, risk collapsing the tripod, or head west to form family #4? The woman who walked backwards knew where she'd been, and was wise in foreseeing the plights of adolescence, canny at navigating sandbox politics, her shoulder blades arched like angel wings or wry eyes blind to the future. She reshaped her America with jagged heels into glass, gas, rum, the forgotten state of us. with Martin Ott BROWN DWARF It's nice to be almost famous. I like living on the cusp of becoming the next big thing. I like basking in the potential adoration of my public. I have more than seven hundred friends on the computer. I send them letters and emails; they send me letters and emails back. Sometimes they want to publish my creations. Of course they do. Soon comes the book deal, despite my stilted, charmingly inept attempts at networking. But let's not talk about ineptitude. Positive energy! I am building a web of acquaintanceship that none can escape. Strange people's descendants will read my work, get a better idea, change their lives, and want to move closer to me, desperately trying to buy a star map to my reasonably capacious two-bedroom apartment. I will keep a bowl of caramel-apple lollipops by the door, in case of unexpected visitors, to disarm rabid fans of assassins. This will all make up for the years of obscurity, which are almost over. This will all make up for the past shame at my life, my barren existence. This will counterbalance the undarned holes in the socks of my soul, through which my grublike piggies protrude. Righteous compensation shall be mine.
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