INSIDE THIS ISSUE:
Chris Lord
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FRENCH CONUNDRUM La Belle France, most fickle of allies, or committed oppositionist, possibly once a true, if albeit flighty friend. What did we do to alienate you? In your war with England for possession of the new world, so what if we sided with England. After all, we were them. And you did send nasty Indians, who scalped our women and children. Then in Revolutionary War times you supported us against the English, although it was more to thwart them, rather than to really help us, but we didn't resent you. When revolutionary fervor removed a large number of heads from aristocratic shoulders, we didn't publicly deplore your Gallic excess. We may have compelled Napoleon, to make the Louisiana Purchase, which we cleverly manipulated, before there was a law of eminent domain. So what if it was a swindle. Business is business, whether French or American. Didn't you try to sneak a king next door, in Mexico of all places, despite the Monroe Doctrine, thinking we were too busy to notice in our preoccupation with the Civil War. If we righteously reined in your imperialism in China, we said nothing about the rest of Asia, or Africa. We saved your empire in World War I, but you never forgave us our youthful power. You never forgave us World War II, when we liberated your occupied country and Le Grand Charles never forgot. And if that wasn't grudge enough to build eternal animosities, smack dab in the early days of the Cold War, while we were getting shellacked in Korea you got whomped in Indo-China and of course couldn't forgive us for not nuking the Viet Minh. There was dancing in your streets when we got zapped in Vietnam and ever since our ignominious defeat, you take enormous pleasure in any of our setbacks, military or political. We can only regret that your stubborn ways blind you to the overwhelming need for the services of the good old U.S.A., the next time you're in trouble. MAJORCA Go up the mountains to Valdemossa, where other tourists certainly have gone to see where George Sand and Chopin lived, she smoking her cigars, he coughing into handkerchiefs. It is not difficult to picture them, she flaunting herself before Spanish eyes, outraged by her trousers and impudent ways, he delicately covering his mouth, softly sighing at the turmoil of their days. How innocent in retrospect they seem in our time of decadent indulgence.
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